Monday, August 23, 2004

Ruff ruff ruff ruff

Ruff ruff ruff ruffm ruff ruff? Ruff ruff ruff.

4 comments:

Grammarian said...

I read that there's a better way to calculate dog years than multiplying by 7. Puppies become adults physically in about 1 year. So the firstyear of being a dog equates to being about 21 for a human. But after that a human's lifespan is about 4 times longer, so every 4 years after that for a dog equals about 1 human year. So

human years = 21 + (dog years - 1)*4

It's quicker to multiply the dog's age by 4 and add 17, which comes to the same thing.

Jamie said...

Okie dokie....
I mean, ruffie ruffie

Jovianne said...

How dogs are better than men
1. Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public.
2. Dogs miss you when you're gone.
3. Dogs feel guilty when they've done something wrong.
4. Dogs admit when they're jealous.
5. Dogs are very direct about wanting to go out.
6. Dogs do not play games with you-except fetch (and they never laugh at how you throw.)
7. You can train a dog.
8. Dogs are easy to buy for.
9. The worst social disease you can get from dogs is fleas.
10. Dogs understand what "no" means.
11. Dogs mean it when they kiss you.

Freddie said...

Jovianne:

Ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff!

Ruff,
Freddie